Shame's Choice

>From James Joyce's Ulysses.

Haines sat down to pour out the tea.

- I'm giving you two lumps each, he said. But, I say, Mulligan, you do make strong tea, don't you?

Buck Mulligan, hewing thick slices from the loaf, said in an old woman's wheedling voice:

- When I makes tea I makes tea, as old mother Grogan said. And when I makes water I makes water.

- By Jove, it is tea, Haines said.

Buck Mulligan went on hewing and wheedling:

- So I do, Mrs Cahill, says she. Begob, ma'am, says Mrs Cahill, God send you don't make them in the one pot.